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Wedding Video for cheap [Jul. 14th, 2010|02:03 pm]
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Im a camera man who wants to video tape your wedding for cheap!
read about my offer at


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Comedy Show this weekend [Jan. 22nd, 2009|03:31 pm]
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seth poster
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Independence Brewing 4th Annual Anniversary Party October 4th 2008 [Oct. 3rd, 2008|04:47 pm]
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[mood |thirstythirsty]
[music |Asylum Street Spankers - Beer!]

I'm sorry there are whining, lazy asses that do not grasp the purpose of their scroll bar.
So, if you were looking for something to do tomorrow, and would like to come to a party, you can view the info here, since making the post in THIS community was such an egregious error on my part.

Bring cash to buy a commemorative anniversary glass, or you have to drink out of a smaller plastic cup.

Feel free to bring as many people as you want. But please, feel free to leave the whiny, sticks in the mud, at home.

And if you're too dumb to operate a scroll bar, you're probably too dumb to follow the map to get there, so sorry. You're out of luck.

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The VD question [Jul. 17th, 2008|05:55 pm]
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I asked this woman something when things got- ahem- to the point where I felt I should ask her a certain something...

I said "I hate to ask this, but I HAVE to... Im clean- can you tell me the same thing?"

and she just chuckled and said "you're so goofy"

thats all but admitting she has something- no?
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Review Every Single Girl's Guide to Her Future Husband's Last Divorce [May. 13th, 2008|02:50 pm]
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Hey Bloggers,

I am working right now on promoting a book, Every Single Girl’s Guide to Her Future Husband’s Last Divorce. This book provides a nuanced outlook on learning more about assessing your future husband’s divorce and what that means for you as you are embarking on a new journey with him. This is very useful information about custody, alimony, child support, personal finance and step parent issues. This is your guide to ensuring the success of your new marriage!
If you are interested in reviewing this book, please email me at chelseasterling@gmail.com I look forward to hearing from you.
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Just wondering [Apr. 22nd, 2008|03:17 pm]
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Does anybody ever really post on here? Even just for friends?
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Independence Brewing First Saturday [Apr. 4th, 2008|07:44 pm]
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[mood |thirstythirsty]
[music |Asylum Street Spankers - Beer!]

It's the first Saturday of the month, and as usual the great folks Rob and Amy of Independence Brewing Company are hosting their open house and beer tasting.
Starts at 1:00PM.
So come out and taste some of the best beer you can ever pour down your gully.

Directions are on their website, so click the link above, or the picture.

3913 Todd Lane #607, Austin, TX 78744
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Independence Brewing [Jun. 23rd, 2007|04:29 pm]
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[mood |happyhappy]
[music |Get Your SpasticRadio Tunage]

So it's Saturday in Austin, and the first official summer weekend

It's also time for another third Saturday of the month celebration courtesy of Rob and Amy of Independence Brewing Company and another fantastic episode of the Independence Brewery Draft Sessions! Draft Sessions brings together up-and-coming Austin bands in unique south Austin style.

This months line up:

Your butt will be shaking to this crazy collection of hip hop emcees and spoken word poets including:
Storm Shadow,
DJ Orion
DJ Jazz One.

8:00 pm-12:00 am
Independence Brewery
$5.00 suggested donation to support your local bands
Complimentary beer

So come out and hear some great live music while drinking some of Austin's finest beers, brewed right here, in the heart of South Austin.

Directions are on their website, so click the link above, or the picture.

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Girlfriend Cover Letter [Feb. 2nd, 2007|06:31 pm]
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Dear [Sir],

I understand that you are looking for a qualified candidate to fill the role of Girlfriend, and I'd like to explain why I think I would be ideal for the job. First of all, I am a reasonably attractive young woman in my early thirties, with neither a burning urge to get married nor a strong determination against it. I possess neither children nor pets, am gainfully employed, and come with a minimum of emotional baggage. I am steady, dependable, and easy-going, though that's not to say that I don't work hard when necessary. I am fully capable of fidelity while remaining neither clingy nor possessive, and I have a proven track record of equitable treatment toward past partners (I can provide references if necessary).

Among my more specific talents are a supportive and encouraging manner -- even when faced with impractical goals such as poker championships, gaming tournaments, and stand-up comedy. I also possess a high tolerance or even an active interest in such subjects as video games, RPGs, comic books, and a wide variety of film genres like martial arts, westerns, horror, and action. I am socially adept, and engaged in a number of hobbies that would not preclude you from enjoying your own. My domestic assets may be somewhat minimal, but I am a decent cook, and certain other abilities should offset any complaints. I have excellent oral skills, as well as an enthusiastic and experimental demeanor (Again, I can provide references if needed).

Should you choose to offer me the position, I will do my utmost to ensure that my tenure is satisfying and fulfilling for both of us, and that you have no regrets in your decision. I look forward to hearing from you at your earliest convenience. Thank you.


Miss A
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Hi, I'm new [Nov. 18th, 2006|10:12 pm]
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I thought I would give this a try.  I actually live in San Marcos, though I spend a lot of time in Austin and don't mind the drive.  I love sushi, dark comedies , rock music and all the good austin weirdness.  I think I'm cute though I am a little pleasantly plump (see my pics).  I've been single about a year now and I figured it's time to hop back on the horse.  I'm a senior at Texas State and graduate next Fall with a dual BS degree in Anthropology and Physical Geography.  I love witty, intellectual conversation while sharing a pitcher of Bass or a bottle of Cabernet.  Anyway, I guess I look forword to hearing from people and being a member of the community.

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